Despondent Jeff Bezos Realizes He’ll Have To Work For 9 Seconds To Earn Back Money He Lost In Divorce

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Obituary | Tim Schrandt of Ridgeway, Iowa | Schluter-Balik Funeral Home & Cremation Service

This is one helluva an obituary.

Tim Schrandt

Tim Schrandt (Lynyrd) made his last inappropriate comment on March 29, 2019. If you are wondering if you may have ever met him, you didn’t -because you WOULD remember. For those of you that did meet him, we apologize, as we’re sure he probably offended you. He was world renowned for not holding back and telling it like it is.

Source: Obituary | Tim Schrandt of Ridgeway, Iowa | Schluter-Balik Funeral Home & Cremation Service

John Nichols: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez shows more respect for Wisconsin than Sean Duffy

We do not have to presume that every farmer and every resident of every small town agrees with Ocasio-Cortez on every issue. Even supporters of the Green New Deal differ on details. But we should not fall into the trap of imagining that we really are as different as Donald Trump and Sean Duffy would like us to imagine.

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