Church of Baseball (Continued … )

robinmarohn:

“Well fans, Roger Dorn has done a little redecorating around the ballpark. The outfield walls now look like the yellow pages. And any of you folks having trouble finding a good proctologist, might want to come down here and check out the area around the 375 foot sign. As for the game, we’ve got a real nailbiter here tonight. It’s a lot closer than that 11-2 score.”

~ Harry Doyle, Major League II